Seinfeld Scripts

Seinfeld Scripts

Update: May 5, 2006 -- A say day for Seinfeld fans. I have received a DMCA request to remove the scripts from this site. A lawyer, working on behalf of the copyright holders of Seinfeld, has requested that the videos, scripts, and sounds be removed from this site. It is sad when copyright holders decide to take action that harms their fans, the very people who made the brand successful and profitable in the first place. Even though the 'scripts' listed on this page were transcribed by Seinfeld fans, a process that takes many hours for each 22 minute episode, they have been deemed to be infringing copyrights. I am at a loss regarding what harm could be possibly caused by the publication of these transcripts. Welcome to the Bizarro World.

Note that you will not find complete scripts by following the links below

Season 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Pilot

1. The Seinfeld Chronicles

Season 1

2. The Stakeout

3. The Robbery

4. Male Unbonding

5. The Stock Tip

Season 2

6. The Ex-Girlfriend

7. The Pony Remark

8. The Jacket

9. The Phone Message

10. The Apartment

11. The Statue

12. The Revenge

13. The Heart Attack

14. The Deal

15. The Baby Shower

16. The Chinese Restaurant

17. The Busboy

Season 3

18. The Note

19. The Truth

20. The Pen

21. The Dog

22. The Library

23. The Parking Garage

24. The Cafe

25. The Tape

26. The Nose Job

27. The Stranded

28. The Alternate Side

29. The Red Dot

30. The Subway

31. The Pez Dispenser

32. The Suicide

33. The Fix-Up

34. The Boyfriend (Part 1)

35. The Boyfriend (Part 2)

36. The Limo

37. The Good Samaritan

38. The Letter

39. The Parking Space

40. The Keys

Season 4

41. The Trip (Part 1)

42. The Trip (Part 2)

43. The Pitch (Part 1)

44. The Ticket (Part 2)

45. The Wallet (Part 1)

46. The Watch (Part 2)

47. The Bubble Boy

48. The Cheever Letters

49. The Opera

50. The Virgin

51. The Contest

52. The Airport

53. The Pick

54. The Movie

55. The Visa

56. The Shoes

57. The Outing

58. The Old Man

59. The Implants

60. The Junior Mints

61. The Smelly Car

62. The Handicap Spot

63. The Pilot (Part 1)

64. The Pilot (Part 2)

Season 5

65. The Mango

66. The Puffy Shirt

67. The Glasses

68. The Sniffing Accountant

69. The Bris

70. The Lip Reader

71. The Non-Fat Yogurt

72. The Barber

73. The Masseuse

74. The Cigar Store Indian

75. The Conversion

76. The Stall

77. The Dinner Party

78. The Marine Biologist

79. The Pie

80. The Stand-In

81. The Wife

82. The Raincoats (Part 1)

83. The Raincoats (Part 2)

84. The Fire

85. The Hamptons

86. The Opposite

Season 6

87. The Chaperone

88. The Big Salad

89. The Pledge Drive

90. The Chinese Woman

91. The Couch

92. The Gymnast

93. The Soup

94. The Mom and Pop Store

95. The Secretary

96. The Race

97. The Switch

98. The Label Maker

99. The Scofflaw

100. Highlights of a Hundred (Part 1)

101. Highlights of a Hundred (Part 2)

102. The Beard

103. The Kiss Hello

104. The Doorman

105. The Jimmy

106. The Doodle

107. The Fusilli Jerry

108. The Diplomat's Club

109. The Face Painter

110. The Understudy

Season 7

111. The Engagement

112. The Postponement

113. The Maestro

114. The Wink

115. The Hot Tub

116. The Soup Nazi

117. The Secret Code

118. The Pool Guy

119. The Sponge

120. The Gum

121. The Rye

122. The Caddy

123. The Seven

124. The Cadillac (Part 1)

125. The Cadillac (Part 2)

126. The Shower Head

127. The Doll

128. The Friars Club

129. The Wig Master

130. The Calzone

131. The Bottle Deposits (Part 1)

132. The Bottle Deposits (Part 2)

133. The Wait Out

134. The Invitations

Season 8

135. The Foundation

136. The Soul Mate

137. The Bizarro Jerry

138. The Little Kicks

139. The Package

140. The Fatigues

141. The Checks

142. The Chicken Roaster

143. The Abstinence

144. The Andrea Doria

145. The Little Jerry

146. The Money

147. The Comeback

148. The Van Buren Boys

149. The Susie

150. The Pothole

151. The English Patient

152. The Nap

153. The Yada Yada

154. The Millennium

155. The Muffin Tops

156. The Summer of George

Season 9

157. The Butter Shave

158. The Voice

159. The Serenity Now

160. The Blood

161. The Junk Mail

162. The Merv Griffin Show

163. The Slicer

164. The Betrayal

165. The Apology

166. The Strike

167. The Dealership

168. The Reverse Peephole

169. The Cartoon

170. The Strongbox

171. The Wizard

172. The Burning

173. The Bookstore

174. The Frogger

175. The Maid

176. The Puerto Rican Day

177. The Clip Show (Part 1)

178. The Clip Show (Part 2)

179. The Finale (Part 1)

180. The Finale (Part 2)

The above 'scripts' are actually transcripts which have been transcribed by many fans of the Seinfeld from around the world. These fan transcripts are provided for entertainment and education purposes only and are published in compliance with U.S. Code 17/Sec. 107 ('Fair Use').

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